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I don’t speak Spanish but our favourite translator tells me that “oye loca” means “hey crazy” which makes sense when it comes to Latino chicks.

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From my experience, you’d have a rough time keeping a Latino woman chilled in the bedroom. They fuck like there’s no tomorrow and it is awesome.

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